Look ma no hands!
PrinceCharming6666/11/2012 6:24:41 PM


You have a great profile. I actually read the (w)hole thing. And since you have a pretty face and body to match the brain, I felt compelled to say hello. I should mention that I love the art of french kissing. I would love to explore it with you for certain! So write back. :)



6/11/2012   7:31:09 PM

Hello Prince Charming,

Am I your Cinderella (before she turns into a bitch)?   I’m glad you enjoyed my ramblings. It’s my observations of my experiences  with online dating. I am writing a comical book based on my profile; SNL meets Jerry Seinfeld. Kudos to you to be able to differentiate between hole and whole and know (not no) what it means! I read your profile and we are both exasperated with the so-called humans on Plenty of Freaks. Has Reality TV turned their brains to mush? As Pablo Picasso said “computers only give you the answers.” You are not the only man who has commented on the kissy face-I think that it is the biggest complaint about women on this site. The reason could be that they watch too many shows such as The Fake Housewives of Loserville. The Fish/Duck/Pucker face is the norm and since TV has replaced parents this is what they think men like. Marilyn Monroe could do it but not many women can. Yes I would love to practice the art of French kissing with you. When are you available?  I am Jackie by the way and you are?_____________________(this is where you insert your first name)



6/11/2012   7:43:50 PM

I can also differentiate between “your” “you’re” and “yore”. Just wanted to get that in there because there are precious few these days who actually can. The duck-facers certainly are on this site in droves and it’s actually quite depressing – well more nauseating than anything really.

I’m available to french kiss you seductively and teasingly on weekends if that works for you. My tongue eagerly awaits the introduction to yours. I think you’ll like what you see, taste and feel. – Geoff

          PrinceCharming6666/11/2012 7:45:46 PM

Oh, and to answer the question in your headline – yes, I do  want to play with you (for real). I’m a sucker for a woman who looks hot in a bikini. Tell me it’s a thong bikini (even if it isn’t. Why ruin my dream?)

HotChild20126/11/2012 8:20:40 PM

“He was a good little monkey and always very curious”…. Curious George

Is it a thong? It’s your fantasy. It’s whatever you want it to be or not to be.     I do like what I see in the clear blue sea. Taste? Can I taste you? Is it the salt from…Feel you…touch you? Hmmmm…

6/11/2012 8:24:03 PM

Since it’s my fantasy than it is a g-string and high heels. Or better yet, thigh-high stripper boots. Yes, that will do. All senses are open for exploration. I can never say no to a woman with a pretty face and loooooong legs.

HotChild20126/11/2012 8:32:47 PM

Well then you are in trouble!By the way how did you find me so far away from home? And how would you like to find me again?

– J

6/11/2012 8:37:22 PM

You came up in a search for some reason… I expanded the mileage since the ny area is so full of duck facers…I would love to see you again in my bed but that’s not happening tonight. So how about we talk on ya hoo messenger? Or Skype?


6/11/2012 8:41:33 PM

Well my email is if you would like to chat that way. I don’t have Skype. I will be in your dreams and maybe someday in your bed.  Have pleasant dreams and don’t forget to close your eyes.



6/11/2012 8:51:16 PM

I’m having pleasurable day dreams already thinking of your french-kissing prowess. How I just adore a flickering tongue. Sigh… I digress…I sent you a message to your ya hoo account. Check your spam if  you don’t see it…


6/11/2012 9:36:25 PM

I saw & I replied. Not Spam I am, yet.